Tv series 3 (ev)

Tv series 3 (ev)

My Sheerlocker.

TV series 3, just the speech to put my ideas on paper.

I’ll improve it later…


For teenagers.

Arthur Conan Doyle is a ghost now because he didn’t want to write last episodes of Sherlock Holmes finding it too much stupid. But, it isn’t his prerogative to judge this as it makes him well understood…

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Thanks a lot for your understanding

Du coup, il est obligé d’errer sur terre jusqu’à ce qu’il trouve un vivant suffisamment médium pour entendre ce qu’il lui soufflera d’écrire.

Et puis un jour, enfin, il est entendu. Quel soulagement ! Il y a juste un hic. Le seul être humain qui daigne l’entendre, est une adolescente fantasque et fleur bleue, entêtée comme une vieille mule, qui n’a pas sa langue dans sa poche surtout envers Arthur. Celui-ci qui a quelque petit pouvoir de nuisance quand on le lui demande gentiment, devient très vite le confident de la jeune Cindy. Et, à son grand dam aussi, son soufre-douleur vu qu’il ne peut rien faire, coincé qu’il est de devoir faire écrire ses histoires par une petite dinde plus susceptible qu’un pou. Comme il ne peut rien cafter puisque personne à part Sandra ne peut l’entendre, elle l’abreuve de toutes ses réflexions les plus intimes, passionnées ou désobligeantes.

Arthur voudrait bien plaquer là cette infernale jeune femelle qui, avec ses trois mots de vocabulaire piochés dans les magazines pour adolescentes en manque de rêve, lui porte franchement sur les nerfs. Mais il a beau chercher, c’est la seule personne qu’il a la possibilité de côtoyer. Il essaie donc d’inculquer un peu d’éducation à cet esprit fantasque et légèrement sous-développée d’après l’analyse fielleuse d’Arthur.

Bien sûr, Sandra n’entend pas par hasard Arthur, ils ont plus que quelques livres à écrire ensemble mais le danger qui les guette tous les deux, est sournois et ils en feront les frais jusqu’à compréhension complète de la leçon, à savoir ; il n’y a que dans la confiance que l’on peut avancer…

à continuer.

TV series 2 (ev)

TV series 2 (ev)

“Treacherous smell”

One episode of TV series 2 « Sherlock »


At the beginning, I had an idea about a French scientist, Patricia Caprice. A woman very brilliant who had indexed the most smells never listed and order them by species: vegetables, minerals and animals and by means:  reproduction, death, stress, fullness, etc…

She was particularly interested by human smell because of the extraordinary complexity of combinations of this one, being sociopath and her great and desperate wishing to understand her contemporaries.

Obviously, she’s brilliant but a little bit confused in understanding of human emotions in anyway her wishing of doing the right thing. And, she doesn’t often. For example, she thinks that shouting slang 5 minutes every day morning is the best thing to begin a day in positive attitude. And this anyway she is alone or not! Which seems strange or inappropriate sometimes because of her little inability to understand human reactions and consequences.

In the same time, because she studied and ordered a great part of meaning scents and developed a particularly fine sense of smell, she smells precisely everybody scents or odors and knows exactly your profound feelings you won’t to show. That is sometime terrifying. Absolutely the same feeling when you meet Sherlock but almost worse, because of her very clumsy try to be gentle in the beginning! She never be gentle more five minutes, she can’t, “too much exhausted” for her as she said.

She worked and searched very hard and needed always to go in her memory, her mental palace.

And because of that, she had to find a way for concentration as Sherlock has searched. After smoking, that spoiled her sense of smell, shit!, meditation that was too much long, bullshits!, making house of cards that drove her nuts, bloody fucking cards! Naturally, her search leaded her to found the only way she could be precisely an expert in: sex!

She learned the ‘Kama Sutra’ and body’s vital spots and erogenous zones. She listed fragrances which arouse senses and became an expert in sex. She made a list of partners who had special feature to a special concentration and a method to inflame her partners and herself sometimes quickly, sometimes with preparation and always efficiently.

It’s very important to know that because of Russian secret service, US Italian mafia, professional killers, Mycroft and Sherlock… very very complicated politic case.

In the same time, the idea about a blind and deaf witness who can talk only with signs on the palm of the hands grew up in my imagination.

He is the only witness of a murder but nobody knows it. He is black in his 60’s and very quiet. He’s escorted by a guide. His guide, a pretty woman in her 30’s, explain to Sherlock she is very worried by the story which he told her. He never stop to say: “Death is come back! Death is come back! I smelt it”…

And what about the criminal case in this episode?

By hazard, I read in my learner English book when I studied it, the case of the murder of Jill Dando which happened on the morning of 26th April 1999. The killing of popular BBC journalist and TV presenter of “Crimewatch” has baffled police and crime experts for many years… Actually, an irritating case made for Sherlock who hates this particularly type of TV show so obvious, of course! And a special case with obscure politic way, government secrets and criminal traffic…

After that and because of my particularly perverted humor and being an actress, I imagine a sex-love story between the virgin Mycroft and the sex expert’s scientist Patricia.

A lot of pithy scenes flourished in my mind…

To be continued

TV series 1 (ev)

TV series 1 (ev)

TV serie 1

“What about the world, Miss Smith?”

TV series 90 mn

SerieTV copie

The beginning:
The social time-lapse phenomenon, a new concept about the reduction in time because of booming mode of communication, has consequences on the brain’s development and human behavior. Scientists discovered that the part of our brain which is dedicated to anticipate distant future is developed when we bore and dream. But the problem is with fast communications and fast transportations this part of our brain is reduced for the benefit of the part of immediate satisfaction. The direct consequence is our incapacity to anticipate the distant future because our brain is always requested by a lot of urgent and non-urgent things. And we are more and more unable to distinguish the good way from bad and take the best decision. If you put it in a real context, you can understand how this fact has to transform our world and relationships.

So imagine a laboratory with a scientist. He or she proposes to the audience on each episode to take a witness: Miss Smith, an ordinary woman in her 40’s with common appearance and a special strong and endearing personality, and let’s play and seat her in different situations to understand why and how the world is changing. Sentence for the end of each episode: ‘If you have to change one thing in your busy life what will you change? Think about it …’
One episode, not necessarily the first: Miss Smith in a trader’s world.

So, social time-lapse, a reality for all… What about for a trader’s lifetime and consequences for the world? Let’s seat Miss Smith in the trader’s world, and because of her personality, look at her reactions to her boss’s rudeness, other personal assistant’s scorn, absolute indifference of the trader about own stupid calculations and consequences and unconscious and stupid admiration of all other secretaries and accountants for bosses. Miss Smith, a personal assistant in this episode, with exasperation and the help of her friend Dee Dee, tries to save the world against her boss Mr. Bore, a very unpleasant financial trader and she fails every time.

The story is set in a great financial business company. On the higher smart and hushed floor, bosses are just preoccupied with financial results and their sexy self-serving secretaries are just interested into satisfaction of their social ambition and everybody make money; organize financial law in the world and a silent but very violent war between themselves. On the lower noisy and cluttered floor, secretaries, accountants and the cafeteria, all employees are just busy themselves with gossip and serve the “higher”. In between, one super secretary: “Miss Smith”. She’s conscientious and absolutely devoted. She’s a silent and very precious help for the sexy personal assistants and a chief for the “lower” with a lot of authority and efficiency.
Everything is going very well, Miss Smith is swimming in a blissful ignorance of the war between her bosses and the revolting results on the world, and the sexy personal assistants are using her for their own ambitions, until Mr. Bore become aware of the importance of Miss Smith. At this time, he doesn’t have a personal assistant because of a “loan” from another boss. He wants a new faster because “time is money!” and he understand that it would be in his interest to have Miss Smith as his personal assistant, sadly not a sexy personal assistant but a very efficient for his machinations. From this moment, Miss Smith will never have a good conscience because she will have to understand the real activities of her bosses and she won’t have to face anymore the “lower” staff rebellion. But she’s so obstinate and so conscientious that, with her friend Dee Dee, another secretary of the “lower”, each time she tries to do a very good job and however save the World. Of course, it will be so difficult and complicated that she will make a lot of little and big catastrophes for this world in each episode…

Web serie 1

Web serie 1

compostion with words about web, serie, online...


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Mum makes videos.

Web serie 1

Setting : Kitchen. Of course

Topic : Everythings gets on my nerves or make me stunned…


La nature c’est plus fort que nous.
Prenez les légumes par exemple, ça vous semble rien les légumes comme ça… c’est anodin…
Vous avez déjà essayer d’éplucher une carotte molle ?! Hein ?!
C’est une chierie! Ça se tord dans tous les sens, ça danse la samba. Trente-cinq ans que j’épluche des carottes et tout à coup, j’ai l’impression d’être une handicapée ! Je sort la langue et tout… Mes garçons la première fois qu’ils ont épluché des carottes, ils avaient l’air plus habiles que moi avec ma carotte molle ! Et pourtant, ils avaient pas l’air spécialement vifs ! Bon, ils avaient sept ans ou huit ans alors forcément, c’était laborieux ! Mais pas déshonorant ! C’est le privilège de l’apprentissage. Mais cette nom de dieu de m… de carotte molle là, elle m’a mis ma misère ! Elle m’a huuuumiliée !
C’est de ma faute aussi ! Je l’ai laissé trop longtemps dans le fond du frigo. Je l’ai oublié et maintenant elle se venge, voilà ! C’est rancunier une carotte. C’est tout. Ça rend pas aimable parce que c’est pas gentille, une carotte….

à continuer, avec des patates, par exemple. des fois les patates, ça m’énerve aussi…


La ménagère de moins cinquante ans.
On me voit en super rapide, nettoyer la cuisine, éplucher des légumes, faire la cuisine, les autres membres de la maison salir la cuisine, puis rebolote, je relave, j’astique, j’épluche, cuisine, gros dégueulasses, etc…

Entre deux à vitesse normal, on me voit avoir des problèmes avec un gant de cuisine récalcitrant. Je souffle dedans, rien à faire. J’essaie de le déployer en l’enfilant par la tête, par le pied, rien à faire. À la fin, je m’arrête je regarde la caméra et je dis :

– Putain ! Ce que c’est con la vie de la ménagère de moins cinquante ans !

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